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Choose Fries Not Lives- Baby Onesie

Choose Fries Not Lives- Baby Onesie

Regular price £20.00 GBP
Regular price Sale price £20.00 GBP
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Choose Fries NOT Lives.. can't go wrong with fries! 

  • 100% Organic Cotton
  • 5.0 oz., 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1x1 baby rib
  • Reinforced three-snap closure on binding
  • Lap shoulders for easy changing

    Size Guide


    Unisex T-shirt & Hoodies - Regular Fit

    Sweaters - Oversized Fit

    SIZE / UK / EU

    XXS / 4 / 32

    XS / 6-8 / 34

    S / 8-10 / 36-38

    M / 12-14 / 40-42

    L / 16 / 44 

    XL / 18 / 46

    XXL / 18-20 / 46-48

    3XXL / 20-22 / 50-52



    Shipping information

    Please note each item is embroidered to order which currently takes between 3-5 working days. The times below are the estimated time of shipping from the date your order is dispatched



    Royal Mail Tracked- £4.00

    This service usually takes between 2-4 working days. Monday- Saturday.



    Standard Shipping- £8.60

    This service usually arrives within 10-14 working days.

    Due to Brexit, orders from the EU will be charged import taxes upon entering your country. Unfortunately we are unable to estimate the costs of taxes as this differs between country. 



    USA - £8.00

    USPS - Service usually takes between 7-14 working days.



    Tracked- £13

    This service usually arrives within 10-20 working days.


    Australia & New Zealand

    Tracked Shipping ranging from £14-£30 depending on type of courier selected

    This usually takes between 5-10 working days.


    ASIA-  £15

    Tracked service, can take up to 20 days.



    Excluding UAE, Saudi Arabia, and Russia

    £15- This is a tracked service, depending on your country the shipping time can range from 10-30 days. 



    Duties and Taxes

    Any import duties and taxes are charged once the parcel has reached the destination country and these charges must be paid by the recipient of the parcel. Unfortunately, we have no control over these charges as customs policies vary by country. If you have any questions related to customs charges you are advised to contact your local customs.


    We ship from the UK so please check if you will be charged customs if you do not wish to pay these before ordering with us. If you refuse a shipment from SassySpud, you are responsible for the original shipping charges, and any import fees that may occur on the package. 


    Return policy


    If you would like to return or exchange your order for whatever reason, please contact us on and we will send through the return address along with a return reference number. Note- as long as you email as about the return within the 14 days of receiving the order, we will still be able to process this :) 


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